The joy of tight sweaters suddenly evidencing womanhood on the verge.Then again, with pregnancy’s swell, they grow bigger and fuller still.I bolted to the bathroom where I had explosive diarrhea.I thought that would make me feel better, but nope — vomit started coming out! When I sat to regain myself, I saw I'd pooped on his floor while I'd been vomiting.My poop was the consistency of soft-serve ice cream, swirling around the toilet bowl with corn pieces in it.
Ali and I had met online on Plenty of Fish as the Arab Spring rocked his native Egypt.
He never asked me out again.—Holly Snelson, Facebook I was with a guy I really liked, and when we got back to his house, I REALLY had to poop.
Usually that wouldn't make me nervous, but I'd eaten a bag of corn for dinner the night before because ~college life~.
A guy invited me over after dinner to watch a movie.
We started cuddling when I began to feel sick from the food.