Dating crazy woman
I know I’ve had my crazy moments and I’m sure you have as well.
So I just want all my female readers to know that I’m not singling you out here.
One of those things is the ability to spot, at a great distance, and with great accuracy, a Crazy Woman.
The Crazy Woman is one of nature's most devastating forces, especially since they are so difficult to spot. This coupled with Male Stupidity and Male Horniness increases the likelihood of a Crazy Woman preying on a Nice Guy with alarming frequency.
It’s important to understand which one you’re dealing with here. So I’ll be forward when I say that I’ve been known to dabble in the art of batshit insanity…but it’s usually alcohol-induced so that doesn’t count.
In my travels, I have come across many species of women.
There are many things I have learned and many more things I wish I never had to learn.
So I have, in my vast experience observed both the behavior of Crazy Women and listened to the advice of Normal Women.
I used graphs, bar charts and rigorous statistical analysis and found that Crazy Women do in fact exhibit an extremely predictable pattern.